I Wish My Metabolism Worked As Fast As My Anxiety T-Shirt

If only, right? Our “I Wish My Metabolism Worked As Fast As My Anxiety” T-shirt is the ultimate relatable humor tee for anyone who knows the struggle. Featuring bold typography and a hilarious frazzled cartoon graphic, this shirt is perfect for casual wear, gym days, lounging, or gifting to your fellow anxious bestie. Super soft, unisex fit for all-day comfort.

😂 Funny & relatable message
🎨 High-quality, durable print
💥 Perfect for casual outfits, gym wear, or loungewear
🎁 Great gift idea for friends, family, & coworkers

Rock your anxiety with humor—grab yours today!

Product features
- Constructed with side seams for enhanced shape retention.
- Features a ribbed knit collar that maintains its elasticity.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the seams to prevent stretching.
- Vibrant and detailed printing techniques for long-lasting designs.
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, ensuring comfort.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean