Funny Duck T-Shirt - I Have Zero Ducks For You Tee - Sarcastic Humor Shirt

No ducks given. Period. This Funny Duck T-Shirt brings all the attitude with a hilarious smirking duck face and the bold statement: “I HAVE ZERO DUCKS FOR YOU.” Whether you love edgy humor, memes, or just telling the world you don’t care — this black tee is a must-have! Perfect for casual wear, parties, and great as a gag gift or birthday present for your snarkiest friends.

Key Features:
✅ Premium t-shirt with funny duck design
✅ Bold “I Have Zero Ducks For You” slogan
✅ Unisex fit — great for everyone
✅ Perfect for meme lovers, edgy humor fans & unique gifts
✅ Super soft, comfortable, and durable

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton fabric
- Retail fit for casual and semi-formal settings
- Manufactured in a humane and sustainable way
- Multiple fabric blends for different colors
- Sarcasm-themed design with vibrant colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean