Funny Avocado T-Shirt - Ripe for Two Minutes Then It's All Over Tee - Cute Foodie Shirt

🛍️ Persuasive, SEO-Optimized Description (Tone: Funny & Playful):
If you know... you know. This Funny Avocado T-Shirt perfectly sums up the struggle: “RIPE FOR TWO MINUTES, THEN IT’S ALL OVER.” Featuring a super cute cartoon avocado with a big smile and side-eye, this black tee is a must-have for guac fans, brunch lovers, and anyone with a great sense of humor. Great gift for foodies, avocado addicts, or just casual fun wear for any day of the week!

Key Features:
✅ Premium t-shirt with funny avocado design
✅ "Ripe For Two Minutes, Then It’s All Over" slogan
✅ Unisex fit — fun for everyone
✅ Great for brunch, foodies & unique gifts
✅ Soft, comfy, and long-lasting

Product features
- Made with 100% lightweight cotton for breathability and comfort
- Retail fit suitable for casual and semi-formal settings
- Manufactured in a sustainable and ethical manner by Bella+Canvas
- Variety of fabric blends available for different color options
- Features side seams and ribbed knit collar for added durability

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean